If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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