so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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