Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
