Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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