did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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