Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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