How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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