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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
then he tried to convert me to islam
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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