can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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