I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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