Don't you send me to vm
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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