The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
