I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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