do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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