Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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