I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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