i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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