I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Who put my cat in the fridge?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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