U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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