I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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