Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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