idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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