it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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