is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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