Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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