I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
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