At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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