i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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