? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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