Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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