you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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