I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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