THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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