Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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