I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
