how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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