every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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