Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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