even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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