You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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