what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
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