Cold hands, warm shart.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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