i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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