There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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