I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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