How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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