brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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