yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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