I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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