Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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