I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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