im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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