who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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