I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I have surprise drugs for everyone
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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