yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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