remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I had to cum in my sink.
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